The HIPAA Song
Funny HIPAA song on YouTube:
Happy HIPAA Holidays – funny poem
Merry Christmas! Here is a holiday poem featuring HIPAA that I recently ran across and wanted to share. It was originally posted here.
HIPAA Christmas poem – Santa in the ER:
A Visit to the ER from St. Nick
Twas the night before surgery, and all ‘cross the floor
The patients were buzzing ’bout the guy in Room Four.
His chart was hung on his door with great care
To make sure his name was not shown anywhere.
The patients were nestled all snug in their beds
While telemetry monitors beeped overhead.
And I in my gown, with its crack in the back,
Had just settled down for my clear liquid snack.
When down the hall there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
I pulled off my leads and flew out the door,
With my IV pole dragging behind on the floor.
Away to Room Four I hurriedly dashed
Unaware of my gown and the nurses I flashed.
As I slid to a halt and leaned to peek in
I heard the nurse say, “Sir, you mustn’t go in!”
And what did I see when I looked in Bed A
But ole Mr. Claus; on his belly he lay.
Covered in gauze and stuck high in the air
Oh what a sight, ’twas St. Nick’s derriere!
He was yelling at Doris, the nurse at his side
To be tied to this bed, he just could not abide.
He moaned and he bellowed about his ill luck
But there was just nothing for it; the old man was stuck.
“What happened to Santa?” to Doris I said,
“Why’s he on his belly in this hospital bed?”
With a grin she whispered, “He did something stupid.
He injured his butt when he backed into Cupid.”
But the old man’s ears were sharp as tack.
He heard what she said there behind his back.
“You had no right to speak, and that is a fact!
Don’t you know about HIPAA, the privacy act?”
“You’re out of compliance, Doris, my dear.
You had no right to tell him ’bout my injured rear!
I’ll sue you for breach, and this hospital, too!
You won’t have a job when I’m through with you!”
“When I check my list and then check it twice,
You’ll be in the column labeled ‘Not Nice.’
The HIPAA patrol will likewise drop by
To find out why you, Doris, did not comply!”
“They’ll want to know why you opened your yap,
A big, hefty fine on your butt they will slap.
And from me every Christmas you will now see
Nothing but switches and coal ‘neath your tree.”
Merry Christmas and HIPAA New Year!
Funny HIPAA Jokes & Puns
On the lighter side, here are a few puns and jokes about HIPAA. Since laughter is the best medicine, you may as well smile as you read through these.
What do you call a provider if he/she is found to have violated patient confidentiality?
HIPAAcrit
What do you call a theory for HIPAA success?
HIPAAthesis
What does one experience once they’ve grown cold to HIPAA compliance threats?
HIPAAthermia
What do you call someone who complains incessantly about HIPAA?
HIPAAchondriac
What do you call urgent HIPAA issues?
HIPAAcritical
What do you call the uphill slope toward HIPAA compliance?
HIPAAtenuse
What do you call someone who thinks HIPAA is sweet?
HIPAAglycemic
What is the disease you get from too much HIPAA?
HIPAAtitis
What do you call someone who is delighted with HIPAA?
HIPAA-go-lucky
These were originally posted here by D. Hager, Paramedic.